How can I have sex without my neighbors hearing?

Lee Suckling: Five ways to have sex without your flatmates…

1. Get off the bed. Most beds – especially student beds that may be secondhand or old – will give you and your sexual exploits away.
2. Use technology.
3. Keep it hush-hush.
4. Utilise stealthy positions.
5. When all else fails, head to the bathroom.

How can I soundproof my room for sex?

Most soft objects—a sofa, bed, even your wife’s breasts—absorb some sound waves, but pillows and blankets are among the best absorbers lying around the average house. However, you’ll still need to keep the moans to a minimum: Blankets can only absorb so much sound, and won’t really touch the deeper notes, he says.

Can you get in trouble for having loud sex in your apartment?

Unless you are so loud, for a long enough time, as to break local City noise ordinances, no, you are not breaking any laws. You may, however, be breaching your lease. Most leases do require tenants to not make noise that is heard outside…

What do I do if I hear my neighbors having sex?

So read up.

1. Remember, you’re not alone.
2. Know that it’s natural for you to feel embarrassed.
3. Give people the benefit of the doubt.
4. Accept that it’s normal to be turned on when you hear sex noises.
5. Keep perspective.
6. Ask them to change their ways.
7. Change your ways.
8. Enlist outside intervention.

What do you do when your neighbors are having loud sex?

7 Ways to Deal With Neighbors Who Have REALLY Loud Sex

1. Leave an anonymous passive aggressive sticky note on their front door.
2. Find the most unsexy song or recording in your music library and play at full blast it with the speakers pressed up against your shared wall.
3. Invest in a box of comfy earplugs.

Can you hear your upstairs neighbors?

Generally, upstairs units are less likely to hear the noise coming from units that are lower, but sound can still travel upwards. What’s more, loud noises can easily travel to units that are on the same floor.